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Old 07-03-11, 09:12 PM   #1
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Rofl, football/soccer fans.

Gona love this one.
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Old 07-11-11, 07:50 PM   #2
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.

Bahahahaha!! That's TOO good!! I take it we have a lot of UK people on this forum who mayyyybe don't take too well to the diss on the Almighty game of soccer (or should I say "football"?) But I don't care for it, so I agree with the statement - animal cruelty indeed!
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.

Could be worse. Could be American football where a bunch of sweaty guys pile on top of each other and then slap each others arses in the locker-rooms. And they call that manly.

(I'm German so Soccer is my thing)
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Could be worse. Could be American football where a bunch of sweaty guys pile on top of each other and then slap each others arses in the locker-rooms. And they call that manly.

(I'm German so Soccer is my thing)
Bahahaha! Love it!

ps. I'm half German, half English, oddly enough!
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.

I'm still confused to this day why NFL is called "football" when it's played with hands.
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.

Rugby is called Rugby Football and is played with the hands also
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Better than Baseball, which is a bunch of guys standing around waiting for something to happen.
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Better than Baseball, which is a bunch of guys standing around waiting for something to happen.
Can't forget scratching their nads and spitting.
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Can't forget scratching their nads and spitting.
Haha yes I forgot those most traditional aspects as well.
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My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.
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My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.
Carefully positioned in a location where you won't land on them.
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Carefully positioned in a location where you won't land on them.
ROFL! Yes, must protect the family jewels.
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My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.
You guys would have had to go to hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in from of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between
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Woulda sucked for sure, I ruined a 2600$ bike in 3 days once, I landed on rock but didn't get a scratch on me Bike/pressure suite took the hit.
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You guys would have had to go to the hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in front of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between
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Woulda sucked for sure, I ruined a 2600$ bike in 3 days once, I landed on rock but didn't get a scratch on me Bike/pressure suite took the hit.
THAT sucks. Glad YOU didn't get hurt!...but still blows, bet that was a really nice bike
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