Rofl, football/soccer fans.

[infernalis]

My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.

[stephanbakir]

Originally Posted by infernalis

My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.

Carefully positioned in a location where you won't land on them.

[KrazyKat]

Originally Posted by stephanbakir

Carefully positioned in a location where you won't land on them.

ROFL! Yes, must protect the family jewels.

[KrazyKat]

Originally Posted by infernalis

My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.

You guys would have had to go to hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in from of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between

[infernalis]

Originally Posted by KrazyKat

You guys would have had to go to hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in from of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between

I was standing up pedaling full force once and the right pedal broke off (It had an invisible crack in the steel) when the pedal snapped off I dropped down hard and landed crotch first on that same cross bar.

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My bike runs on 110 octane Blue race gasoline.

Have had the Medi-Chopper land in my yard twice over the last few years.

[KrazyKat]

Originally Posted by infernalis

I was standing up pedaling full force once and the right pedal broke off (It had an invisible crack in the steel) when the pedal snapped off I dropped down hard and landed crotch first on that same cross bar.

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My bike runs on 110 octane Blue race gasoline.

Have had the Medi-Chopper land in my yard twice over the last few years.

Oh my g... ahh!! That's painful just to think about! Wow...*speechless*

[infernalis]

Originally Posted by KrazyKat

Oh my g... ahh!! That's painful just to think about! Wow...*speechless*

That was over 30 years ago, I have 3 children now, so the "boys" survived it.

[Aaran]

Originally Posted by infernalis

That was over 30 years ago, I have 3 children now, so the "boys" survived it.

OMG.....

[infernalis]

Originally Posted by Aaran

OMG.....

.. My neighbour went over his handlebars once, snagged on something and ripped his marble sack open.