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Old 07-14-12, 02:10 AM   #1
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Talking So I have one of THOSE snakes.

I seem to have one of those snakes who nooo don't like to excrete in their water dish, not under their hide, not in a burrow, but on their owners. Lmao! Me and Tink were having a very nice handling session after no handling for a week because of feeding issues and then her being feeding and digesting. She found a nice warm spot on my stomach and just peacefully chilled there. A minute or two later... *snake fartttt* followed but nonetheless...Poop and Pee. Hahahaa and OF COURSE in the snakes best interest since I didn't want to startle her, I sat there and let her do her business. LMAO. To me this is of course gross but also hilarious and a moment I will laugh about for a very long time.

Well I'm gunna go take a shower now.



Just kidding...I already did people.


I love my snake haha, and I'm glad she feels comfortable enough in front of me to relax enough to release. hahahaaa
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Old 07-14-12, 04:28 AM   #2
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

That's to funny. Next time we need pictures. jk
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Old 07-14-12, 09:04 AM   #3
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

Yes , gotta have the pics next time !!!!
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

When I first got my ball python Bud, before I learned to guess when he does his business, I was pooped on all the time. lol I'm glad we have a WetVac. And I think pics would be a slight bit disturbing. lol But I hear there's people on here with a "scat fetish". jk
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When I first got my ball python Bud, before I learned to guess when he does his business, I was pooped on all the time. lol I'm glad we have a WetVac. And I think pics would be a slight bit disturbing. lol But I hear there's people on here with a "scat fetish". jk
I heard that too! For Heaven's sake, Wayne will have to build a FAP section
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Old 07-14-12, 09:39 AM   #6
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Very possible. lol
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Old 11-02-12, 05:45 PM   #7
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

my BP did that the other day thought she was comfy on my stomach. i guess she was to comfortable !
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Old 12-29-12, 11:40 AM   #8
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i have only one been pooped on in my time of keeping snakes, it was a water snake that crapped everywhere!
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Old 12-29-12, 02:32 PM   #9
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I have never been pooped on or musked but I did hand my king over to my son once and 3 seconds later he let it ride all over my sons arm and pants. I had tears from laughing!! I also had my female JCP release about half a liter of water on my living room floor that had a little poo/urate in it. Now that was gross. Had all the windows open and steam cleaned the floor. Yuk. I would have possibly drown if she did it while I was holding her. well ok maybe not but wow it was a lot.
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Old 12-29-12, 05:21 PM   #10
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

Never been crapped on but I have been farted on. A lot. My male boa farted one night shortly after I got him, while i was almost asleep and it was so loud i rolled over to my husband side and swatted him, he got all defensive and said "whass that fer?" and I said "Well for one you farted, and two it smells like a dead guy tried to crawl out your colon". I heard another fart and got up and went over to the vivs and it was jerry rice pootin. I never knew snakes farted. Getting farted on is ick city.
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Old 02-22-13, 08:04 PM   #11
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My one teacher has a bearded dragon that rarely defecates except when being handled. I swear she tries it. And she attacks lettuce as if it was alive and was about to attack back. Just the weirdest little thing.
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Old 02-22-13, 09:56 PM   #12
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

I have not been pooped on by either of my snakes. YET. However, my Crested Gecko loves to poop on me almost EVERY time I take him out. One time my friend was holding him and he started to lift his tail, so she held him over my hands so he'd poop on them instead of the floor. lol. ಠ_ಠ
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Re: So I have one of THOSE snakes.

I have a lot of snakes and I never have anything close to this happening to me. O.o
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