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10-14-11, 07:02 AM
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Captain America
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They said what?
After reading these i just had to share it. Then i got to thinking this would make a great thread. So if you hear something that makes you laugh or makes you think can they really be that stupid then let's hear it. Dealing with reptiles i know we've all heard so good ones.
P.S. they don't have to be reptile related. PLEASE don't use the person name. This is from another forum a girl asked this.
Hello,
This is my first post. I am wanting to get a female Jungle Carpet Python (probably friendlier than a male?), but am wondering how mean it will get when it gets its period each month (assuming they get periods?) and how hard it will be to cleanup? Can any of you share your experiences? Thanks!
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Boas: 1.0 Pastel, 2.2 Brazilian Rainbows Pythons: 0.1 Lesser Royal, The Carpets 2.0 Jungle, 1.0 Jungle x Jag, 0.1 Tiger Jag, 0.1 Coastal Cheers Chuck
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10-14-11, 07:04 AM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Re: They said what?
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May you have more good days than bad 
You never know how strong you are - until being strong is your only choice
There are no dark clouds - just well hidden silver linings!!
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10-14-11, 07:08 AM
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Re: They said what?
OMG  thats too funny
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10-14-11, 07:10 AM
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Re: They said what?
Holy YES! thanks man.
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10-14-11, 07:12 AM
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Re: They said what?
Can you imagine bleeding from 2 vaginas...
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10-14-11, 07:12 AM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Re: They said what?
Littel snakey sani-pads........... 
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May you have more good days than bad
You never know how strong you are - until being strong is your only choice
There are no dark clouds - just well hidden silver linings!!
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10-14-11, 07:29 AM
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Re: They said what?
Well my Pastel BP has been shedding around the same time each month
-It gets very Pissy\Cranky
-I can't touch it for about a week
So you can say it acts like a women on her monthly...so She has some merit i her words...still funny though...
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10-14-11, 08:18 AM
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Re: They said what?
Were all laughing at this guy, but I think might be onto something here.
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10-14-11, 08:18 AM
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Re: They said what?
Hahahaha things like this prove that common sense is not common!
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10-14-11, 09:24 AM
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Re: They said what?
O my goodness I heard some doooozies the other day from the leasing agent in my condo:
Her: "When I first got my dog I didnt know male dogs had nipples, I thought the ones near his ***** were his testicles..."
Me: "didn't you see his testicles when you picked him up?"
Her: "No they were covered in hair and I never look at his genitals"
Maintenance guy: "How did you know it was a male then?"
Her: "They said it was a male and I believed them"
This woman also tells her dog he has to let her brush his teeth because if he doesnt his friends are going to laugh at him. AND he can't wear his doggy sweater because then his friends are going to make fun of him.
I'm fairly certain she is insane.
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10-14-11, 10:59 AM
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Re: They said what?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lankyrob
Littel snakey sani-pads........... |
OMG.. Rob too funny.
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10-14-11, 11:06 AM
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Re: They said what?
off my friend's facebook page
Holy ****! This country is in desperate need of education on immigration law. Please tell me what rock have you been living under to believe that everyone that enters the country gets a citizenship card?
"Uh...do you mean a permanent residency card aka green card? no, I mean a citizenship card that everyone gets when they enter the country. There is no such thing as a citizenship card, if you are naturalized, you get a certificate but no card saying you're a citizen. Do you have a citizenship card because you were born in the U.S.? No." ...Legit conversation I just had w/ a human resources dept. I just don't ****ing get it. WOW.
They fired my sister during training bc she wasn't a citizen. Her ssc states a green card must be present for it to be used as ID so she took her passport as an alternative & although an American passport is proof of citizenship they still told her she wasn't a citizen. I called to inquire about why they told her she wasn't a citizen and why they refused to take her passport as ID/proof of citizenship and she spewed this bs.
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10-14-11, 11:45 AM
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Re: They said what?
last night i saw someone selling an albino 7 foot burm on craigslist advertising that "it won't get much bigger at all" lol
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10-14-11, 11:56 AM
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Re: They said what?
oh god...
what was the price?
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10-14-11, 12:58 PM
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Captain America
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Re: They said what?
Quote:
Originally Posted by TalonNC
Well my Pastel BP has been shedding around the same time each month
-It gets very Pissy\Cranky
-I can't touch it for about a week
So you can say it acts like a women on her monthly...so She has some merit i her words...still funny though...
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You may be on to something. Only thing is i only have two snake that get cranky when in shed and they're both males. Of coarse i not counting my 3 new babies. It yet to be seen how they act in shed.
Also if female snakes had periods i think it's safe to say a lot of us would own fewer snakes. Could you imagine the mess. Just had to put that image in your heads. lol
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Boas: 1.0 Pastel, 2.2 Brazilian Rainbows Pythons: 0.1 Lesser Royal, The Carpets 2.0 Jungle, 1.0 Jungle x Jag, 0.1 Tiger Jag, 0.1 Coastal Cheers Chuck
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