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Old 08-31-11, 11:42 AM   #1
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Just got this e-mail from a friend

ALERT!!! ALERT!!!

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Apparently ICE is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, it can save a life
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Old 08-31-11, 02:07 PM   #2
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That's why I always drink my rum straight. : )
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Old 08-31-11, 03:48 PM   #3
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But but, I like to chew on ice XD
I'm dooooomed bahahaha
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Re: Just got this e-mail from a friend

i got this email from my brother, i had to chuckle at the end.



Police STOP at 1 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Old 08-31-11, 07:02 PM   #5
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I love it!!
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Old 09-01-11, 03:12 AM   #6
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Made me laugh
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Old 09-01-11, 08:55 AM   #7
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i got this email from my brother, i had to chuckle at the end.



Police STOP at 1 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."


cheers shaun
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