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10-26-10, 11:47 AM
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Flatulence (the natural gas)
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I'd buy a $1000 snake and the power would go out for 4 days or something, I'd end up keeping it warm in a sleeping bag with body heat and farts......  |
I have another thread idea..
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10-26-10, 11:53 AM
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Re: Thinking...
Phew, I was hoping that wasn't too over the top.....
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10-26-10, 01:11 PM
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Re: Thinking...
It would take a lot of burritos to make enough methane to run a proper heater now wouldn't it??
I have a warped sense of humour too.
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10-26-10, 01:35 PM
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Re: Thinking...
Most Sundays, I make a batch of 20 or so Burritos. (This week I used some dried ghost peppers that I ground up with dried onions and garlic and Sea salt. Yummy) And my wife and I take them to work for low cost lunches. I could probably heat the house some days, though no one would want to live in it.
Lots of people don't know how to take my sense of humor...But, I'm mostly harmless. 
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10-26-10, 05:30 PM
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Re: Thinking...
Someone psted about building a house of ferret poo, if you heat it with burrito farts all you need is a tenant with no sense of smell and your sorted moneywise!!!!
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10-26-10, 05:54 PM
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Re: Thinking...
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Someone psted about building a house of ferret poo, if you heat it with burrito farts all you need is a tenant with no sense of smell and your sorted moneywise!!!!
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OMG, you guys are too much!! But you forgot the anti-theft system: pitbull. No dog I've ever seen farts and belches as much as my pit. It's awful, but amusing.
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10-26-10, 08:41 PM
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Re: Thinking...
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OMG, you guys are too much!! But you forgot the anti-theft system: pitbull. No dog I've ever seen farts and belches as much as my pit. It's awful, but amusing.
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my pit is 8 months now...and on any given day he will ruin the house with his horrid gas
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10-26-10, 08:54 PM
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Re: Thinking...
lol pitters are bad for that, my old pitter would be sleeping and then you would see him get up rather fast and leave the room, and sure as i seen him leave i know hes farted a silent but deadly one lol he would never stay and smell his own farts ever lol
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10-27-10, 03:31 AM
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Re: Thinking...
Since this has basically become the Fart Thread, or more accurately the dog fart thread. Our lab will lie next to us, and fart if he's almost asleep, he'll scare himself. If he is wide awake he'll look around like..."Who did that?"
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10-27-10, 07:46 AM
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Re: Thinking...
Our Jack russell lets off some pretty nasty gas - when he smells it he looks at me as if to say "what you do that for???"!
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10-27-10, 08:03 AM
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Re: Thinking...
LMAO, dogs are hilarious with their farts. Rory, my pit, has been letting loose with some really loud ones lately. She'll fart, then whip around and look at her butt with her ears cocked, and then look at me with the whites of her eyes showing! It's like she's saying, "What the heck was that? OH MAN, that's awful!! Help!"
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10-27-10, 08:54 AM
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Re: Flatulence (the natural gas)
It is now the "official farting thread"... Let them rip... (pun intended)
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10-27-10, 11:58 AM
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Re: Flatulence (the natural gas)
Oh man, what have I begun...  , when I got up today and saw this thread, I LMAO'D
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10-27-10, 12:00 PM
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Re: Flatulence (the natural gas)
Beans, beans the magical fruit: the more you eat, the more you too. Beans, beans, they're good for your heart: the more you eat, the more you FART!
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10-27-10, 01:22 PM
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Re: Flatulence (the natural gas)
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Oh man, what have I begun... , when I got up today and saw this thread, I LMAO'D |
Once we started down this path, it seemed to completely derail the original thread, soooo I spliced it out.
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