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Dead Rabbit
A woman was driving along a back country road when she swerved (and didn't miss) from a rabbit that ran across the road. Petrified, she slammed on her brakes and ran back to the carnage that she just caused. She bent down and lifted the rabbits wittle head when she heard a voice from behind her. The passer byer said "miss what's wrong?". She said in her blubbery voice " I just ran over this poor little rabbit and now it's deaddddddddddd.". The man said I think I can help and walked back to his car. He came back and started to spray the dead rabbit that would make a cloudy little poof every time.
Within a few minutes the rabbit jumps up to attention.. looks at the man and waves at him. Then the rabbit hops away a little, stops, and waves at him again. He did this until he was out of sight when the lady says "WOW. That was amazing! What was that, that you sprayed on him. He said "Hairspray". She said "let me see that" and took the can from man. Sure enough she read the can aloud as follows.. Brings Back Life To Hare With Natural Wave!
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