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Old 11-15-09, 02:54 AM   #1
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Blonde and her BMW

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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Old 11-15-09, 07:52 AM   #2
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

Hahaha! LOL!
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Old 11-15-09, 01:58 PM   #3
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

Hahaha. I lol'd.
BMW isn't that bad though. It should be a porche. I'm not really a fan of them.
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Yeah, Porsches are quite overpriced and overrated. My uncle has one, and it's nice, but geeez are they expensive.
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

Agreed, completely. It's not even all just the price range, the looks too. I just don't like the shapes, the only one I would ever want to own might be the Panamera. Some of the other cars they have out like the Lotus Exige, Lambo Superveloce, and the new Lexus LFA are very nice though.



*evil snickers* Haha... thread derailment complete...
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Old 11-16-09, 04:00 AM   #6
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

Hahaha, nice!

Best car ever made though, '69 Camaro SS

http://www.noneckschevelle.com/image...amaro%20ss.jpg
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Sweeet Camaro! I'm a 'Vette girl myself, but I love Camaros and Firebirds as well.
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

56' http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1956-corvette-9.jpg
69' http://www.westsidecruisers.com/Pict...ertible_03.jpg
70' http://www.firsttraderegistry.com/fo...pe350HP011.jpg

or something more recent?

Also can't believe we left out the 66' Shelby!
http://media.motortopia.com/files/74..._the_diner.jpg
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

You're both nasty. Those cars are so ugly... Old cars don't appeal to me for some reason. I'd rather have a Scion TC then a '69 Camero SS.

The new corvettes are much better than the old ones by the way.
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

My dream car is a C3 Stingray, like '69-'76. Right now I own an '89, which is nobody's favorite body style Corvette, but is what I could afford right now and a good "starter 'Vette." Probably in another year or two I will sell it and get a C3.
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Old 11-16-09, 03:38 PM   #11
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Oooh that is a nice call!

Mmmm check out that back end! http://www.mustalgia.com/Freddies_re...ld_69_crop.jpg
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Oooohhhh yeah, that is a niiiice a**!
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

You are both nasty. How can you enjoy a car like that?
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NOTHING beats classic american muscle
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Re: Blonde and her BMW

I agree GNP- the deep, throaty rumble of an American V8...oooh it gets my motor runnin'!
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