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An Evening Out
Two married ladies decide to have a "girl's night out," and walk down the street to a local bar. They let their husbands know, then proceed to go to the bar, shoot a game or two of pool, drink a few beers, and giggle and catch up on their lives. Before they know it, it's closing time.
As they are walking home from the bar, they both realize that the beer has "hit bottom," and both need a bathroom quite badly. With no restroom in sight, they decide to stop in the cemetary they happen to be walking past, thinking that certainly no one will be around. One lady goes behind a large stone monument; the other chooses to hide behind a large wreath to "do her business." After they have relieved themselves, they both realize that they have not considered the issue of, well, tissue. The first lady decides that her underpants are expendable, and uses them to "tidy up." The second lady doesn't want to ruin her silky undergarments, and so "borrows" a corner of the ribbon on the wreath. Still giggling from their adventure, both go home and crawl into bed beside their respective spouses.
The next morning, the two husbands confer on their wives' "night out." The first says, "I don't know that I can be supportive of another 'girl's night out'; when my wife came home last night, she wasn't wearing any underpants!" The second husband says, "I'm with you on that! When I woke up next to my wife this morning, she had a card stuck to her rear end that read, 'From all the guys at the Fire Department. We will never forget you!"
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