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Old 04-28-05, 09:59 PM   #1
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here's your sign

seems mean but it saved me from blowing up @ a bad situation

about 2 weeks ago my car broke down just out side Newcastle Ontario (transmission went 1100 bucks ouch)

any how I'm sitting in the parking lot with the hood up checking the tranny fliud. Out of the corner of my eye I see this older gentleman walking up, and I start thinking to my self no way he is going to say it

but yes he does "IS YOUR CAR BROKE"

with out hesitation I look @ him and say

"Nope just such a nice day I figured I would open the hood and tan the engine ......... here's your sign"

the old guy just walks away muttering somthing like smarta$$

the 2 young guys in a truck close by almost Pee themselves

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Old 04-28-05, 11:01 PM   #2
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AWESOME !!!!!!!
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Old 04-28-05, 11:08 PM   #3
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Blue Collar Comedy...that was a good one!
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made a crappy day almost bearable
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Old 04-28-05, 11:19 PM   #5
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That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!

I love the "Here's your sign" moments. I can't remember the comedian's name, but he's a genius. Heaven only knows how many times I've said those words to someone (under my breath, never had the guts to say it out loud).
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Old 04-28-05, 11:30 PM   #6
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the comedians name is

Bill Engvall

the guy cracks me up
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