snakes plot against us!

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:18 PM

we all think snakes arn't very smart. but i have come to the conclusion they really plot against us and see how bad they can scare us. they have contests with other snakes to see who can scare us the worst. i was talking with other snake owners about this. post some stories of how your snakes have scared you and won the bet with other snakes.

the worst one they pull is when they pretend they are gonna starve themselves to death. they tell the snake across the room 'i bet i can get him to make that rat dance'. that snake wins the bet everytime. and he laughs at us as we are dangling a dead rat around and the other snake laughs at us too. im pretty sure they tell each other that we have small brains too or why else would we do such a thing.

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:19 PM

i also have a reliable source that informed me that they have thier own site. 'snakes who own people' that is why we have unexplained virus sometimes. they post things like....how often should i bite my owner? just wondering what the norm is' others answers look like this 'i bite mine like every 3 holdings, but someone will come along and let you know for sure.'

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:20 PM

lets look at snakes that arn't burrowers...they hide under the substrate and watch you search the whole house frantically for them. they are playing the game hot and cold. okay your getting hoter, nope colder. laughing the whole time at us with just thier eyes and nostrils poking out to see us so they can laugh!

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:23 PM

well my new snake got me in the hot or cold game.
when i went to bed she was sleeping on top of her tree. she was like that for hours. this morning i get up and no snake!i figured she was under the mulch. well this evening when i still see no hide or hair of her i got worried. i told me daughter to come help me look. we moved around the mulch. still no snake. so we frantically started the search. i dont know why we searched cause it is impossible for her to get out!
after a while of searching i looked in the mulch again and seen 2 nostrils poking out and a mouth gapped open laughing at us!

they learn to torture at a very young age!

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:24 PM

please tell me ways your snakes torture you. i dont want to be alone in this.

ElapidaeBoidae · 03-12-05, 04:39 PM

................i live in the same state as you........not good

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElapidaeBoidae
................i live in the same state as you........not good

lol. usually im harmless. just in a silly mood today

Calcarifer · 03-12-05, 04:46 PM

I really don't care if I get kicked off this site but its because of people like you that there is so much wrong in this world. You think too much about **** that doesn't make any sense. I am sure that an animals (snakes) that spends its entire life hiding out waiting for food in the wild is really trying to plot against you in its captive environment. This is why I don't talk on the forums, theres too many people like you out there. You probably listen to Enya(or however you spell it) and dance around pretending you are a sun flower brightening up everyones life. Get a frigging life lady. Its also lonely women like you that try to take babies out of the hospital and say its yours because you can't have one.

Anyways, Cheers

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:49 PM

oh my. i was making a humorous thread. i actually listen to korn,nin,godsmack etc...i was just being silly. and dear my name on everything is evil bit**. my customers at the bar i work at named me that. brighting peoples day is so not me.

ElapidaeBoidae · 03-12-05, 04:50 PM

I really needed a good laugh...and guess what... im laughing as I type.

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:51 PM

by the way 'did something crawl up your butt and die?

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:52 PM

that is all i was aiming for...a few good laughs.

HeatherRose · 03-12-05, 04:54 PM

Calcarifer, she's just trying to lighten up our day, which you appear to severely need.

Can't we all just get along?

evil11 · 03-12-05, 04:55 PM

dont worry heather rose..people like that dont bother me. i wont fight with him

ElapidaeBoidae · 03-12-05, 04:57 PM

Hmmm...It wouldnt be that fun to have something crawl up my heiny lol. It would be even worse if it died....quite a mess.

Oh and i was laughing because he totaly went hysterical and ripped you a new one..sorry but it was humorous. Why cant my mom be estatic about snakes like other people. I have four ( bci, Bp, Ksb, and a garter snake) But my birthday arrives on april fifth and i am begging and pleading and dancing for a burmese and reticulated python...im ready for the big boys even though i may only be fifteen. I have had experience with large boids so it will be fun to raise those two species. Of course im getting males...gotta start small and make my way up...