speeding...

[crazy4reptiles]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this =
car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

MORAL:


Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

[Bartman]

pahahaha, ive gotta try that

[crazy4reptiles]

Originally posted by Bartman
pahahaha, ive gotta try that

no doubt..... do you think it would work? lol

[michaelman25]

i know someone who did


didn't end well

[peterm15]

heres a funny one.. and true

my cousin from newfoundland was sppeding through a school zone in northern bay ( a VERY small town) well actually just outside seeing as the closets school is like 3 towns away, and that one is closed now.. lol..

anyways.. ill set this up like the joke..

officer: can i see your licence and registration..
cousin: yes by.. lol... ( sorry this is how i was told)
officer: son.. do you know this is a school zone???
cousin:sir.. (turning to his buddy then back) do you know this is a sunday..

i was cracked up for days over that one.... it went over surpriseingly..... not well... the cop didnt like that to much... no break on the ticket..