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02-03-05, 09:16 AM
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Location: in the mountains
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Two Alligators
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Ottawa.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, what you been eatin' boy?"
"Members of Parliament, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm.
Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down on the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament Buildings."
"Same here, hmm, how do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of them Lexus and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em by the leg, and shake the **** out of them, and eat them!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator. "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the **** out of a MP, there ain't nothing' left but an ******* and a briefcase."
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02-03-05, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2003
Location: Edmonton Alberta
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Lol.
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Ball Python, Leopard Geckos, Bearded Dragon, Crested Geckos, Corn snakes a Dumeril's Boa and African Dwarf Frogs so far.
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02-03-05, 06:22 PM
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Location: Saskatchewan
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hehehe
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02-03-05, 06:36 PM
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LOL too funny!
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02-11-05, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Sep-2003
Location: southern alberta
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so true so true ... lol
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02-12-05, 10:07 AM
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BETH
LOL 
Tony
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03-18-05, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2004
Location: bc
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good joke
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03-18-05, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2005
Location: South Western Ontario
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This is not funny! If it wern't so true it may be funny. Okay Okay it's funny LOL I love politics jokes. Once again in the words Homer "It's funny because it's true".
Shawn
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03-18-05, 08:26 PM
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lol so true
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The more people i meet the more reasons i like my snakes 
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