favorite quotes

[JimmyDavid]

Are there sentences you like to quote? You know, stuff that you heard on tv or somewhere, that because of being so brilliant, so stupid or just so original, makes you wanna quote them...

Here are a few:

"It's nice 2 b important, but it's more important 2 b nice" - Scooter

" I'm the master and the ruller of the world" - Big Sid

"These terrorists are tough, but so are we. These terrorist are enemies of America, but so are we" - president Bush

[SaIiLdVaEnR]

"I'm not against God, I'm against the misuse of God." Marilyn Manson

[Cookie]

Save your breath!!! ... your gonnnnnna need it to blow up your date!

[Removed_2815]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

"If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires." – George Bush

[joey]

"Just remember, it's not as bad as you think and you are not the only one".

-Garrison Keillor

"And if you think peace is a common goal, that goes to show how little you know".....

-The Smiths

[snakehunter]

If we set our selves on fire the chupacabras cant get to us!!!
-Stormy

So you can pick up chics in a tank
-Church

[Vengeance]

Now remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison

Respect My Authority! - Cartmen

I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts! - Cartmen

[hhw]

Some people base what they think on logic, and some people base logic on what they think - me

[JAdkins2451]

Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what your gonna get. Forrest Gump

[clint545]

" Trying is the first step towards failure."

" If something's to hard, then it's not worth doing."

" We don't go on strike. Instead we go to work everyday and just do our jobs half-assed."

- Homer J Simpson

There's tons of others classic quotes. I just can't think of anymore right now.

[Double J]

"I love thanksgving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you'll see natural breasts"

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Geroge Dubya has a million laughable ones... but I think that may go into the grey area of political content.

[Double J]

Originally posted by RMBolton
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

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I always thought that one was from good ol' Dubya?

[peterm15]

"Thats where i saw the little green man, he told me to burn things"
ralph wiggem.

im surprised you were able to write so ledgeably on your own but...

lisa

i just really like the simpsons....

but heres one i read on a shirt....

" Ask not what you can do for your country, but who in your country you can do"

if anynoe thinks i should delete that last one let me know

[joey]

'Language is a virus from outer space" --William S. Burroughs

"Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?"

--William S. Burroughs

"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be" --Kurt Vonnegut


"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different" --Kurt Vonnegut

"Human beings will be happier--not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive commumities again. That's my utopia. ---Kurt V.

[RepTylE]

Nigel. " see all these amps go up to 11".

Marty " why not make 10 louder instead of adding an 11 ?"
Nigel long pause "these amps go to 11"

from Spnal Tap