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Old 09-01-04, 03:32 PM   #1
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The Truth about Snake Sales Pitches

This was posted in our herp society forum. I thought I'd share it with you

The Truth...
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Old 09-01-04, 04:05 PM   #2
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Hehehe that is sooooo cute and most of the time the truth!!!!!
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Old 09-02-04, 07:53 AM   #3
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Old 09-08-04, 08:01 PM   #4
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"Smaller morph"
Only grows to 18 feet rather than 25.

there all good but i love that one
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Old 09-08-04, 08:12 PM   #5
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very cute eat my rotty lol paul there go's my jack
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Old 09-09-04, 04:34 PM   #6
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Awesome....gonna have to try and remember some of those!!!
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Old 09-13-04, 03:59 PM   #7
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"No Timewasters"
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This was hilarious. I didnt get this kinda pressure when I bought my snake, but I just got through dealing with the Car dealership, and Ive got pitches on the brain. This made me LOL.

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Old 09-16-04, 12:43 PM   #9
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I'm glad y'all enjoyed it. I know I've heard a few of these pitches in my time.. hehe
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Old 09-19-04, 11:51 PM   #10
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Hahahaha

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new baby forces sale

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