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08-25-04, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Age: 46
Posts: 466
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Best One Liners
In light of all of the "serious" threads going on right now I have decided to start a light hearted thread, lets get our 1 liners in now, pick up lines, question/answer, puns, anything to get a laugh BUT keep in mind that we don't want to offend people also on that note people keep in mind its HUMOUR (OR for our American people)....here's to start it all off,
Just out of curiousity, are your parents siblings?
Yness
EDIT: The idea here is short jokes BTW
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1.0 Brazilian Rainbow Boa, 1.0 Mexican Black King Snake
A "Choose Your Own Adventure" Hamlet would be nice; To be, turn to page 73.
Last edited by Yness; 08-25-04 at 03:49 PM..
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08-25-04, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: SK
Age: 41
Posts: 78
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Whats a mad herper on the net? Banned
I think its funny
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By The Power of Grey Skull....For Crom....I'll be Back....We must Fight Terrorism in All Forms.....*The great thinkers of our day*......How does a man with a C average get elected president of anything???
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08-25-04, 04:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2004
Age: 43
Posts: 217
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lmao bear
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1.1 normal bci's 1.1 100%het albino 1.0 beardeds 0.0.4 crested geckos
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08-26-04, 01:20 AM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Age: 46
Posts: 466
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So I am gonna try to keep this thread alive.....
Your village called, they want their idiot back!
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1.0 Brazilian Rainbow Boa, 1.0 Mexican Black King Snake
A "Choose Your Own Adventure" Hamlet would be nice; To be, turn to page 73.
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08-26-04, 01:40 AM
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Join Date: Jan-2004
Location: St. Thomas
Age: 52
Posts: 1,239
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If you were any more dense you'd have your own event horizon.
Nerd humor 
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08-26-04, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2004
Location: Calgary
Age: 47
Posts: 149
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Forgiveness is between you and god... My jobs to arrange the meeting...
Last edited by crazy4reptiles; 08-26-04 at 03:23 PM..
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08-26-04, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Montreal, Canada
Age: 45
Posts: 1,177
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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08-26-04, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2004
Location: Calgary
Age: 47
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"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film"
"Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. "
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! "
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. "
"Multitasking means screwing up several things at once"
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction"
"There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
" The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire"
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
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Forgiveness is between you and god... My jobs to arrange the meeting...
Last edited by crazy4reptiles; 08-26-04 at 03:44 PM..
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08-26-04, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2004
Location: Mitchell, Ontario
Age: 37
Posts: 814
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Quote:
Originally posted by crazy4reptiles
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
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LMFAO, it's funny 'cause it's true.
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08-26-04, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 2,537
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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Heather Rose
"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention." - John Doe, Seven
Heather Rose Reptiles
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08-26-04, 07:53 PM
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#11
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Join Date: Mar-2004
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
Age: 33
Posts: 603
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ewwwwww lol
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08-26-04, 08:39 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Jun-2004
Age: 45
Posts: 52
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"the most Venomous snake is the one that bites you " (old yes, funny ???)
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08-26-04, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Posts: 4,768
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-I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. Stole it from Invitus.
-Her name is Summer because she has summer teeth. Some are here and some are there.
Cheers,
Trevor
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08-26-04, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr-2004
Location: scarborough
Age: 40
Posts: 61
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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
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09-03-04, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2003
Location: Mississauga (905)
Age: 36
Posts: 350
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
I've been laughing at this one for almost 3 minutes straight hahahaha
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..Soo...this is life...wasn't what i expected but who am I to complain?
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