crazy facts

[McCarthy Boas]

Here is a funny e-mail I got today.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)



(I'm still not over the pig.)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)




The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")




The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)




Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)




Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)




An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)





Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)



Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...In other words, send it to everyone.

Take care,
Tom

[Bartman]

lmao..thats going to everyone i know

the pig

[JimmyDavid]

Crazy factoids...
How can they be sure about that PIG thing? Pigs don't tell... (unlike most humans, hehe)

[Mike177]

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

Oh Crap!! I was wondering what those spots were on my bed!!! IM DEAD SEROUS!!!

[JD@reptiles]

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. ?????????????


I dont recall watching a snail jump.

[Matt_K]

Originally posted by JD@reptiles
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. ?????????????


I dont recall watching a snail jump.

Are mollusks considered animals???

[Joozt]

Although funny, there are some things that just aren't true:

Originally posted by McCarthy Boas

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

That depends on how much it has eaten before it was decapitated (sp?)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

That's just not true, if you feed a female enough before copulating she usually will not harm the male, and still she produces offspring.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

I can think of a few animals that can't jump, how about all the animals that live under water...

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Now how do you define pleasure. Even in humans it always serves a certain goal. And even if humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure, I think at least the Bonobo has to be included.


I still laughed though
greetz,
Joost

[CHRISANDBOIDS14]

Haha, awesome! Im gonna send that around!

C.

[JD@reptiles]

Originally posted by Matt_K
Are mollusks considered animals???

A gastropod, sure why not? it has eyes and it moves. have you seen a rhino jump?

[ib_inked]

I wondered why my girlfriend kept calling herself a luck pig!

[JasonBrennan]

Well, there are only three types of life on Earth:

1. plant
2. animal
3. protozoa

So yep, a mollusk is considered an animal.

[concept3]

well, when I was younger I once peed in a indoor lazer tag feild that was all lit by black light, and my pee was glowing! And im not much of a cat person but I bet almost any urine will glow under black light.

[Yness]

er....fungi are life too aren't they?

[reptile boi]

hmmmm, if you write with ur left hand, but use a fork n spoon to eat with ur right hand, n if ur right arm is the stronger arm, would you be considered more of right handed or are you still left handed because u write with ur left hand? Cuz i dont wanna die 9 years earlier!



Thanks,
Ben

[JasonBrennan]

Originally posted by Yness
er....fungi are life too aren't they?

Yes, fungus is a form of life....plant.

From Websters:
Main Entry: fun·gus
Pronunciation: 'f&[ng]-g&s
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural fun·gi /'f&n-"jI, 'f&[ng]-"gI/; also fun·gus·es /'f&[ng]-g&-s&z/
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Latin
: any of a major group (Fungi) of saprophytic and parasitic spore-producing organisms usually classified as plants that lack chlorophyll and include molds, rusts, mildews, smuts, mushrooms, and yeasts