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Old 06-21-04, 07:05 PM   #1
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women who read

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Muskoka. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book.

Along comes a Park Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't it obvious?).

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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Old 06-21-04, 10:16 PM   #2
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YAY! go women who read!!!
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