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Old 06-11-04, 04:20 PM   #1
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Talking Spreading some laughter for you all!

Hi there everyone:

Well I see lots of jokes here and I had some nice laughs indeed. So I thought it was time for me to spread some laughter as well.



THE JOKE:

A young Newfoundlander moves to California and goes to a big mega-department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Newfoundland."

Well, the boss liked the Newfoundland kid (of course) so he gave him the job.

"You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" the boss asked.

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says, "$101,237.64" The boss says,"$101.237.64?

What did you sell?"

The kid said "I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine SeaRay. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Suburban."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing.'"


Thank you for reading.

Cya...

Tony
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Old 06-13-04, 11:59 AM   #2
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that's a GREAT Joke :-) keep 'em comming.
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Old 06-14-04, 07:26 AM   #3
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lol
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Old 06-14-04, 05:19 PM   #4
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*LMAO*
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Old 06-14-04, 05:34 PM   #5
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LMAO!!!

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Tushay !! great joke.
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Old 06-16-04, 01:47 PM   #7
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LOL XD That was awesome!!
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