this was funny

[NewLineReptile]

Who say's Men don't remember Anniversaries????????

A women wakes up during the night to see her husband was gone. She puts on her robe and goes down stairs. She finds him sitting in the kitchen drinking a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in a deep thought just staring at the wall. She watches him as he whipes a tear from his face. and takes a sip of his coffee.


Whats the matter dear? She asked why are you down here at this time of night?

The Husband put's his coffee down and looks up at her, Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating and you were only 16? he asked solemnly.

Yes i do she replies.

The husband paused...The words were not coming easy...Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of the car making love.?

Yes i do said the wife as she lowerd her self in the chair next to him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when your father put the shotgun to my face and said, Either you marry my daughter, Or i will send you to jail for 20 years?

I remember that to she replyed softly.
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He wiped another tear from his face and said..........."I would of got out today.




Brandon

[buffalo_dragons]

lol

[reptiguy123]

That was good, but it doesn't even compete with those snake jokes