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Old 09-23-02, 10:43 PM   #1
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Talking Oh Gawd, not another joke! ...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he's on her level), and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a thit."



Please direct your groans and assorted projectile vegetables elsewhere...
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Old 09-23-02, 11:14 PM   #2
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Old 09-24-02, 02:56 AM   #3
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Old 09-24-02, 04:40 AM   #4
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Old 09-24-02, 04:59 AM   #5
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Old 09-24-02, 07:01 AM   #6
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Old 09-24-02, 07:29 PM   #8
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