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05-06-04, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
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Supprise!
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some
excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!
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05-06-04, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr-2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Age: 37
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:jawdrop: :bugged: :medpuke:
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Adam
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05-06-04, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: maryland
Age: 38
Posts: 1,208
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omg lol thats sick, glad its just a joke! =)
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Michele
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05-06-04, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2004
Location: Canada
Age: 34
Posts: 34
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Eww. Funny joke btw.
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05-06-04, 09:16 PM
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Join Date: May-2004
Location: Townsville
Age: 37
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that was funny because when i was younger i got a dog and it urinated into the box and it seeped through onto the carpet
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05-06-04, 10:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,355
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lol
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05-07-04, 08:00 AM
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Join Date: Feb-2004
Location: Parry Sound, Ontario
Age: 45
Posts: 379
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lol
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05-13-04, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2004
Posts: 77
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lol
thats great
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