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Old 04-06-04, 09:30 PM   #1
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wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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Old 04-07-04, 09:20 AM   #2
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-23-04, 04:38 PM   #3
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hehehehe, :-D
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Old 04-25-04, 08:32 PM   #4
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HAHAHA what a little b*tch!! HAHA lol.
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hahaha, good one....lol
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Old 05-06-04, 03:54 PM   #6
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Ahhhh yeah, my girls in a few years!!!!!! LMAO.
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Old 05-06-04, 03:55 PM   #7
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wonderful...the circle of life
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Old 06-04-04, 05:36 AM   #8
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lol heard it berfor but still good
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Old 06-10-04, 01:52 PM   #9
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thats some funny $hi+
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That wath thooooooo adowable!!!
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LOLOLOL
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