sad but true

snakeylesnake · 04-05-04, 09:03 PM

How to Impress a Woman

1) Wine her.
2) Dine her.
3) Call her.
4) Hug her.
5) Hold her.
6) Surprise her.
7) Compliment her.
8) Smile at her.
9) Laugh with her.
10) Cry with her
11) Cuddle with her.
12) Shop with her.
13) Give her jewelry.
14) Buy her flowers.
15) Hold her hand.
16) Write love letters to her.
17) Write poetry for her.
18) Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
How to Impress a Man:
1) Show up naked.
2) Bring beer.

cheers
paul

lowrider2004 · 04-05-04, 09:48 PM

LOL good one

Darren179 · 04-05-04, 10:07 PM

3) bring her girlfriends

Darren179 · 04-05-04, 10:07 PM

3) bring her girlfriends

snakeylesnake · 04-07-04, 09:32 PM

i like ur thinking darren
4) bring her twin sister

JimmyDavid · 04-07-04, 09:38 PM

5)if she's gonna bring all that crowd she might as well BRING SOME VIAGRA

KingFfaj · 04-10-04, 12:03 PM

6) make sure the beers open by the time it gets to the sofa