All You Can Drink

[snakeylesnake]

All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."


A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."

cheers
paul

[JimmyDavid]

The joke is not bad, but not good enough to be but posting it twice, hehe.

[snakeylesnake]

what do u mean? it's only there once. have u been drinking? seeing double???
lol!
cheers
paul

[Cruciform]

i must be drunk, cuz your wife is starting to look good to me too *hic*

[JimmyDavid]

Haha, good answer snakeylesnake. Did you come up with that just in time or was your double post a trap?

[snakeylesnake]

came up with it like a lightning strike, but i might try that again! cheers mate
Paul