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04-02-04, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Southwestern ONT. Canada
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Things that sound dirty in reptile keeping
but aren't.
1. Yesterday I went over and weighed Simon's Balls. I also got to handle them and play with them too. ( I really did LOL...had to weigh his ball pythons )
2. Hee hee, Wanna see my....hee heeee.....snakie???
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04-02-04, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Manitoba
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- Can you bring your probes and lube when you come over? 
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04-02-04, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Portugal
Age: 50
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"My girlfriend has nice herpes. She's gonna give them to me"
Christina, you should be posting this on the joke forum. It's an endless topic.
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04-02-04, 12:02 PM
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Super Genius
Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Southwestern Ontario
Age: 49
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Ball jokes are timeless, just glad we don't live in Europe, "I have big royals" just doesn't have that ring to it...
Let's tread carefully on this subject though, there are some people that find these jokes terribly offensive (maybe they need to be probed).
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04-02-04, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Age: 48
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While probing, I was surprised to discover that it was actually male.
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04-02-04, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2004
Location: Burlington ON Canada
Age: 42
Posts: 315
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Yes, I've heard "that was nice of him to let me hold one of his Balls" come out of my mouth. To my mother 
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~Heather~
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04-02-04, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: St. Louis, MO
Age: 45
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I forget not everone keeps herps and in a store i turned to my boyfriend and said "when we get home remind me to check neo to see if he has any sperm plugs" Boy did i get some strange looks.
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04-02-04, 01:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2003
Location: Fort McMurray, AB
Age: 52
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lol HeatherK, I'm sure she was impressed.
Are they ever going to come out with a blue balls morph. Thats the day I'm waiting for.
How can I tell if my balls are dehydrated?
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04-02-04, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2002
Location: in the mountains
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one thing not to say in front of your inlaws whom hate reptiles, and are VERY old school,........I cant believe how fast your python grew.
Or....my balls are shedding.
Or....my snake regurged.
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04-02-04, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Kansas
Age: 41
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"Oh he just loves his tight dark boxs!"
not dirty, but I've had people give me really weird looks when I come upon a large rubbermaid and say something like, "oh he would fit perfectly in here!" lol
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04-02-04, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Age: 52
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Quote:
Originally posted by mykee
[B]Ball jokes are timeless, just glad we don't live in Europe, "I have big royals" just doesn't have that ring to it...
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Mykee.. you're wrong.. !!
Is a french guy tells you
"ma blonde a 2 beau gros pythons royals"
It's like if he's telling you.
"My girlfriend as two big and beautifull royal nipples  "
WYZ
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04-02-04, 09:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Portugal
Age: 50
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Derrick, i have a pic of a blue ball. I don't know if it's photoshoped but looks real to me.
"My snake just loves that good hot spot"
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04-03-04, 01:22 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2004
Posts: 12
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My balls feel like leather.....
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Come and visit our new reptile forum, we are looking for mods and admins! I am Dr. Herp on the forums.
http://reptilianfangs.v3.net/
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04-04-04, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Oliver, BC
Age: 35
Posts: 970
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Hmm.... 'I can't help you right now, I'm whacking rats!'
Best I could think of on an empty stomach.
-TammyR
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-You can search all day for something and never find it, only to see it in the most obvious of places after you've stopped looking.-
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04-04-04, 02:07 PM
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Location: Ontario
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This belongs in the joke forum...therefore i have moved it here, Shane.
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