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Old 04-01-04, 10:08 PM   #1
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Canadian Baby

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets
a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from
ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25
pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh
in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's
about average up North, folks...like I said, my boy's
a typical Canadian baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the
Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that
weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already
weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender
and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
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Old 04-03-04, 06:14 PM   #2
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r u trying to tell me americans have small willys?
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lmao!!
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Old 04-03-04, 06:46 PM   #4
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tis true tis true
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r u trying to tell me americans have small willys?
Yes...indeed he is telling that. At least someone tells it like it is. LOL
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Old 04-11-04, 09:44 PM   #6
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lol
that is so true (i think)
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Old 04-12-04, 06:25 AM   #7
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And how would you guys know that? Been looking around?...
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