The next survivor show

SilverTongue · 09-11-02, 07:19 PM

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEXT PLANNED "SURVIVOR" SHOW

6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids
each, for 6 weeks.

* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance
classes.
* There is no access to fast food.
* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house
clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
laundry, etc.
* The men only have access to television when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between
them and the remote control is lost somewhere in the sofa.
* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which
they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making
four lunches.
* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their
sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to
eat a serving of peas.
* The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
* If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right
to be called "Mother"