Horseback Riding

[Dragon_Slave]

One day, a blonde thought that she would try horseback riding for the first time. So she got into her car and started driving until she saw a horse.

''Wow! That's a beautiful horse! I think I will ride that one!''

She got out of her car, mounted the horse and yelled ''Giddy Up!'' The horse took off!! It ran, and ran and ran, while the blonde girl clung to his neck, helpless, for her life. She tried to make a jump for it, but then got her foot stuck in the stirrup. The horse still did not stop, ''Woah! Woah!'' she screamed, but it didn't help. Her head began to bang on the ground and she kept screaming! ''Help Meeeeeeee!!!''

.....then the K-Mart guy comes and unplugs the horse.

Hehe... I love this joke.

[emroul]

LMAO, I used to ride those things all the time when I was little. Nice joke, thanks for sharing.

[JimmyDavid]

How about this one:
A blond is riding a REAL horse. It's going fast and straight for a tree branch in the way. The girl hits the branch, the horse takes off and she stays stuck up there.
All hurt but looking down to the ground, she thinks: after all, it's a good thing this branch was here. If i had nothing to hold on to, it would be a hell of a fall.

[daver676]

Originally posted by JimmyDavid
How about this one:
A blond is riding a REAL horse. It's going fast and straight for a tree branch in the way. The girl hits the branch, the horse takes off and she stays stuck up there.
All hurt but looking down to the ground, she thinks: after all, it's a good thing this branch was here. If i had nothing to hold on to, it would be a hell of a fall.

Now this is comedy!! LOL!

Good one too Dragon_Slave.

[JimmyDavid]

Another with blondes and horses.

A redneck blonde asks her father:
-dad, can i have your permission to go to town, tonight? I feel like be with some friends, have a good time and, if possible, some sex.
-Girl, you want to have a good time and some sex?! The horse is the stable, suit yourself.
-But dad..
-Shut up. You deserve that, girl. It's an order!
Since it's a tradition there for young girls to do as their dads say, she has sex with the horse... After a while, she comes back.
-I did as you told, dad. I had sex with the horse, but i'll never forgive you for this.
-What!? You had sex with the horse, are you insane? I said the horse was right there only so you could ride him and go to town...

[SylverAngel]

OMG, thats jokes....lol....im a blonde so ive heard many blonde jks, and thats a really good one.....lol

[JimmyDavid]

You liked the jokes even being a blonde? Now, that's sport.

Hey, you're from Toronto!? Great city, used to live there...