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Old 11-28-03, 11:56 PM   #1
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Talking heres one for the ladies what(men r like)

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like . Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Old 11-30-03, 03:02 PM   #2
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my sister has those on her calander.
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Old 12-02-03, 05:49 PM   #3
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YEEhaw, go girls, lol, that is sooooo true, being a mom of 2 teenage boys,,,
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Old 12-02-03, 05:56 PM   #4
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Oh come on we are not all that bad?? LMFAOOOOO Now that is a good one Kim lol you go girl
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Yes, I'm taken. Sorry ladies.
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lol

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Old 12-10-03, 04:27 PM   #7
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All of that only cause you never met me before
lolol kidding.
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Hey I have one for the men too
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