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Old 11-18-03, 01:39 PM   #1
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An explanation of MEN

Kinda funny - not sure where I fit in!


It's not so complicated!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Old 11-19-03, 05:36 PM   #2
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LOL! So True! I love that last quote.
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Old 11-21-03, 06:05 AM   #3
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now women can't say they don't understand MEN , its all typed out for them ....lol
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Old 11-21-03, 09:58 AM   #4
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lol that is true, however, it doesnt explain why men are like that :P
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