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11-13-03, 10:41 PM
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For the hockey fans!!
Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman and Wayne Gretzky are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.
God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Lemieux first he asks.."What do you believe?"
Mario looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Hockey to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people, from Moscow to the bright lights of New York. I have devoted my life to bringing such joy to people who watch us and support their team."
God looks up and offers Mario the seat to his left.
He then turns to Steve Yzerman,"And you, Steve, what do you believe?"
Stevie Y stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."
God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Yzerman the seat to his right.
Finally, he turns to Wayne Gretzky, "And you, Wayne, what do you believe?"
“I believe," says Gretzky.... "You're sitting in my seat"
I AM CANADIAN!!
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11-13-03, 11:03 PM
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lol, sounds a bit like heresy but still very funny.
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11-13-03, 11:03 PM
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LOL i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Steve-
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11-13-03, 11:32 PM
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lol good one Matt 
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11-22-03, 12:17 PM
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haha
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11-22-03, 10:44 PM
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THAT was funny!
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11-24-03, 04:32 PM
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yahhha, great one, -i mean the joke that is... lol....
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11-24-03, 04:58 PM
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Location: Montreal
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oooh the best game you can name is the good ol' hockey game!!!!!
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11-25-03, 02:07 AM
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hehe good one
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11-26-03, 10:15 PM
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Location: Victoria, BC
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LOL Matt... good one
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11-27-03, 09:07 AM
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Location: Southwestern Ontario
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LOL! No doubt about it!
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