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[Lisa]

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein.

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends.

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts.

What's a zombie's favourite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.

Why was Dracula not at his desk?
He was on his coffin break.

What does a weight-conscious vampire drink?
Blood Light.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin.

What do you call serious rocks?
Gravestones.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
"Toasty ghosty."

Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.

Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.

What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch

Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin goblin.