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10-08-03, 08:53 PM
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Marriage!
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and
made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter,
she wants to make love to me just once....
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
and get me."
I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I
opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story?.
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keep your condoms in the glove box
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10-08-03, 09:00 PM
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LMFAO!!!! That is so funny!
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10-08-03, 09:06 PM
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That is super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-08-03, 09:10 PM
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LMAO
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10-09-03, 09:28 PM
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hahaha I love it!
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10-09-03, 09:58 PM
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haha good one
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10-10-03, 11:19 PM
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LOL! Good one!
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10-10-03, 11:22 PM
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Location: Northern Virginia
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ahahah..that is pretty good..
good thing you didn't fall for the trap!!
and Congratulations
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10-11-03, 06:28 AM
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LMAO!!!!
:medtoothy:
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10-13-03, 12:39 PM
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*LMAO*!!!!
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10-13-03, 01:04 PM
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LOL Jay, that's awesome! lol
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10-13-03, 03:57 PM
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hahahahaha
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10-14-03, 06:59 AM
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Nice one lmao!
Brandon
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10-14-03, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
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no way is that a true story......?
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