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09-30-03, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
Posts: 6,075
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Are you a pro?
The following short test consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(scroll down for the answer...)
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
(scroll down for the answer...)
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
(scroll down for the answer...)
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
(scroll down for the answer...)
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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09-30-03, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ontario
Age: 42
Posts: 3,999
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Im apart of the 90%..........im a idiot!!! lol
-Steve-
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09-30-03, 06:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canuckland
Age: 46
Posts: 3,934
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Yay! I got them all right! 
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09-30-03, 11:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2003
Location: Mississauga ONt
Posts: 198
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Red Dragon there's no way you got those all right! LoL. next time i will be prepared and ace this test!
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10-01-03, 05:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Central Ontario
Age: 48
Posts: 1,054
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Haha that's good! At least I got half of them 
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10-01-03, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: St. Louis, MO
Age: 45
Posts: 2,269
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I got all of them right well not really i missed the second one!!!!! But my aunt told me them as a joke quite awhile back and it was a bit different then that one.
Q. How do you get a Giraffe in the fridge.
A. Open the door.
Q. How do you get an elephant in the fridge.
A. You can't the giraffe is already in there.
Q. Across the swamp the lion has called a meeting how are the animals supposed to get pass the croc. infested waters. How do they get acrossed without bieng eaten.
A. They swim the crocs are at the meeting also.
Pretty much the same as yours lisa, Just a tad different.
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