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09-28-03, 03:06 PM
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Location: Trenton
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unique pet
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the park with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the park with me today, we will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the park with me and play." But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the park with me and ! get some fresh air!" A little voice came out of the box:..
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes.~~
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09-28-03, 05:04 PM
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errr ... good one?
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09-28-03, 07:15 PM
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Location: Victoria, BC
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lmao... that's baaad....
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09-28-03, 07:27 PM
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Location: 4182continentialdrive
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hi
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09-28-03, 07:28 PM
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are you there
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09-28-03, 07:29 PM
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Location: 4182continentialdrive
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my pet is a ball python
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09-28-03, 07:55 PM
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Location: england/ hertfordshire
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lmao, lucky he didnt buy a millipede 
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09-28-03, 10:20 PM
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You sure find some good ones Lisa!
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09-29-03, 12:00 AM
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Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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thats cute :P tehee
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09-29-03, 12:22 AM
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Location: Montreal Quebec Canada
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lol that one fits in the category of "so bad that its funny"
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09-29-03, 12:27 AM
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hehehe....all those little feet in shoes! LMAO
Julie
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09-29-03, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Las Vegas, NV/ San Clemente,CA
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???????????????? yeah!
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SUPERIOR THINKING,
HAS ALWAYS OVERWHELMED,
SUPERIOR FORCE!
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09-29-03, 06:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canuckland
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*LOL* 
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Snakes: 2.1 Corns, 1.1 Kings, 1.0 Everglades Rat, 1.1 Spotted Pythons, 1.2 Children's Pythons, 1.2 BCIs Lizards: 0.2 Leopard Geckos, 1.3 Bibron Geckos Inverts: 2.1 Tarantulas, 0.1 Emporer Scorpion Mammals: 0.2 Kittens
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09-29-03, 06:51 PM
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Location: Montreal
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lmAo!!! That one is horrible... and I love it! I gotta email that one to everyone!!
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