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Old 09-24-03, 01:14 AM   #1
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Why the usa is introuble.

One hungry Bush...
One day George W. Bush and **** Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."
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Old 09-24-03, 01:00 PM   #2
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LMAO Love it !! Usually mis-pronounciation jokes are directed at our prime minister !!
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Old 09-24-03, 01:40 PM   #3
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*LOL* Good one Lisa! *L*
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To funny. The Prime wouldn't work in this one because he is french. So I can't wait to hear some reactions to this one.
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