Redecorating

[Lisa]

I was hired to modernize the town's only department store.
I had to convince them that it was financially sound to add escalators, even though they had adequate elevators. Every successful department store executive should know that elevators have their ups and downs, but escalators are a step in the right direction. My biggest error was to recommend they redo the front in imported marble. Everybody took it for granite.

[KingFfaj]

**tumble-weed**
lol

[jncoclub]

[jay76]

lol!

[Snip3r]

**looks around and laughs uncontrolably** hah...good one

[TheRedDragon]

Punny! *L*