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Old 09-05-03, 06:12 AM   #1
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This one is for you Lisa!

When the driver of a huger tractor trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of workers.
The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half an hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new.
"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?" The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

Sorry everyone, but I had to. LOL

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Old 09-05-03, 04:49 PM   #2
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*groan* *LOL*
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I love that one.
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Old 09-09-03, 07:46 PM   #4
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**moans and groans in agony** lol...not too bad
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lol! gotta remember that one
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