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08-20-03, 11:03 AM
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I like your thinking
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on’, but I like your thinking.”
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08-20-03, 11:05 AM
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=P
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08-20-03, 11:08 AM
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LOL...good one
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08-20-03, 11:21 AM
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LOL
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08-20-03, 11:24 AM
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LOL If I ever have kids I want a son just like that
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08-20-03, 11:33 AM
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HAHAHA I agree with OttawaChris!
Jenn
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08-20-03, 11:42 AM
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hahaha... that is grand..
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08-20-03, 02:44 PM
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LOL I love that joke!
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08-20-03, 02:56 PM
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LOLOLOL!!!!! Always silly teachers will get answers from smart children LOLOL!!! very good! 
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08-20-03, 05:36 PM
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*LOL* :thumbsup:
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Snakes: 2.1 Corns, 1.1 Kings, 1.0 Everglades Rat, 1.1 Spotted Pythons, 1.2 Children's Pythons, 1.2 BCIs Lizards: 0.2 Leopard Geckos, 1.3 Bibron Geckos Inverts: 2.1 Tarantulas, 0.1 Emporer Scorpion Mammals: 0.2 Kittens
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08-23-03, 03:21 PM
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Location: Nova Scotia
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Oh right on. Too funny. I always loved Little Johnny jokes. For any one else that likes them MediaPickle.com has animated versions that are a hoot.
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08-23-03, 03:35 PM
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LOL, great joke!!!
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