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08-04-03, 11:42 AM
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The quiet class.....
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few
minutes.
When she returned, she found the children in perfect
order.
Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen
anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please
tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well
behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Sally spoke up and
said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back
and found us quiet, you would drop dead."
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08-04-03, 11:57 AM
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The child in me is deeply offended by that joke!
Just kidding!!! LOL
hehehe
Pixie
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08-04-03, 12:04 PM
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Haha finally, a good joke!! 
Did you make it up?
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08-04-03, 12:08 PM
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LOL very funny!! Now that is what I call a joke!!
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08-04-03, 12:09 PM
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funny stuff
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08-04-03, 12:52 PM
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lol. Thats great.
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08-04-03, 12:54 PM
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LOL, I like it.
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08-04-03, 01:13 PM
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heh good joke, if only it would work on some teachers, maybe then i'd shut up
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08-04-03, 01:28 PM
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LOL...
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08-04-03, 01:56 PM
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haha..that was funny...good joke
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08-05-03, 11:53 AM
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that sounds like something i would have done in school thats great
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08-05-03, 12:03 PM
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Kids are so morbid. LOL
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08-05-03, 12:22 PM
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lmao that was a good one lol
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08-05-03, 09:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Emily-Fisher
Haha finally, a good joke!!
Did you make it up?
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No, I'm not that clever. One of my mom's coworkers sent it to her, and she thought of me immediately and forwarded it along because I absolutely hated my 4th grade teacher.
Never tried to kill her, though! 
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08-06-03, 10:08 AM
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*LMAO* That's a good one! 
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