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07-03-03, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
Age: 53
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A smile for Baz...(I hope)...
A beautiful, well endowed, but not too bright, young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says :
SEX FROGS! ONLY $20 each!
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
(Comes with complete instructions)
The girl looks around excitedly to see if anyone is watching her & whispers softly to the man behind the counter : "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog & says : "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box & is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions & reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do :
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some pretty smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed.
5. Put the frog down "there".
Then she quickly gets into bed with the frog & ; to her surprise ; nothing happens. She is totally frustrated & quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instuctions & notices at the bottom that it says :
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the store & the man says: "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within 5 minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. She welcomes him in & says :
"See I've done everything according to the instructions & the d@mn thing just sits there."
The man ; looking very concerned ; picks up the frog, stares directly into it's eyes & says :
"Listen to me! Pay close attention ! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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07-03-03, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Age: 51
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Hehehehe!!! Was the pet store owner Grant from Port Credit?  lol
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07-03-03, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
Age: 53
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I have no idea. Nice to see you smile !!!
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07-03-03, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: Toronto
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lol, some clever guy!
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07-03-03, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Thanks Darlene 
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07-03-03, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: May-2002
Location: Leader, SK
Age: 45
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Lol! Yay Baz smiled! Hehe
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The Herp Room
"The day I tried to live, I wallowed in the blood and mud with all the other pigs" - C. Cornell
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07-03-03, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: eastern Ontario (Alexandria)
Age: 51
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Bahahaha, omg, that was too funny!
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Herps are like pringles, you can't stop at just one.
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07-03-03, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: May-2003
Age: 44
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That was great, really funny!
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07-03-03, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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hahahaha that's really funny!! 
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07-03-03, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
Age: 53
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You're welcome, Baz !
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07-03-03, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Pulaski, Virginia
Age: 36
Posts: 341
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Darlene, that was frikkin' hilarious!!!
BAZ, great to see you smile!!!
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ssssoon to come...albino burmese python (2 days and counting)
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07-03-03, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Canada
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lol, thats great.
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"I Don't Get Mad, I Get Even!"
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07-03-03, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Netherlands
Age: 45
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hehehe ok, thats great
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