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05-21-03, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: East Central Kansas
Age: 38
Posts: 603
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Keys to impressing the opposite sex
A friend of mine sent this to me; thought it was kinda funny. 
How to IMPRESS a WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
How to IMPRESS a MAN
Show up naked. Bring beer.
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On the other hand, you have differnt fingers.
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05-21-03, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: Daytona beach
Age: 45
Posts: 37
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SOOOOOOOO TRUE!
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05-21-03, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr-2002
Location: Left of center
Age: 55
Posts: 462
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And I thought all this time is was just giver her your money and your credit card's.
Hip
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“You know its funny I was thinking about what you said. The preeminent truth of our age is that you can not fight the system. But if as you say the truth is fluid that the truth is subjective then maybe you can fight the system. As long as just one person refuses to be broken refuses to bow down” “But can you win?” “Every time I say NO”
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05-21-03, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Montreal
Age: 33
Posts: 1,334
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Haha!!! That is hilarious!!! And hip, money and credit cards are the second best thing  Haha jk!
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05-21-03, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: T.O.
Age: 36
Posts: 1,182
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Thats Awesome  LOL
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05-21-03, 04:23 PM
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Member
Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Age: 36
Posts: 1,616
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Hey, I REALLY like the first part of it...
LOL that is hilarious!!!!
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Who are you callin' a freak?!
~*Rachel*~
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05-21-03, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Quebec, Canada
Age: 37
Posts: 847
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I was thinking the same thing as Hip! :P
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05-21-03, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Age: 57
Posts: 4,080
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I WOULD SAY SHOW HER YOUR SNAKES & IF THAT DON'T WORK FIND ANOTHER WOMAN. LOL MARK I.
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05-22-03, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr-2003
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Age: 53
Posts: 7
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You had me at "naked".
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The Internet... not just for porn anymore.
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05-22-03, 03:06 PM
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Member
Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 488
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Don't even need beer. lol
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05-22-03, 03:39 PM
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lol, and I thought all it took was to get her off during sex, guess I'm dating the wrong women. J/K (geez, lighten up lol)
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