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Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No.
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No, we have no duck food!
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: NO!! We do not have any duck food!!
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: NO!! WE DO NOT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD!! And if you ask me that one
more time I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!
Duck: <thinks>
Duck: Do you have any nails?
Storekeeper: <sigh> No....
Duck: Do you have any duck food?