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Old 04-12-03, 03:21 PM   #1
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Duck duck goose!

This duck walks into a store...

Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No.
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No, we have no duck food!
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: NO!! We do not have any duck food!!
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: NO!! WE DO NOT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD!! And if you ask me that one
more time I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!
Duck: <thinks>
Duck: Do you have any nails?
Storekeeper: <sigh> No....
Duck: Do you have any duck food?
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Old 04-12-03, 03:25 PM   #2
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lol!!! v.funny!
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Old 04-12-03, 03:29 PM   #3
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hahaha i say the store keeper is an idiot
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Old 04-12-03, 04:07 PM   #4
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I have to say thats one of the better jokes I have heard on here.

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Old 04-12-03, 04:45 PM   #5
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LoL
that is pretty good
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Old 04-13-03, 12:25 AM   #6
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Old 04-13-03, 06:59 AM   #7
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WHAHAHHAHA, ok thats great. Keep 'em comin
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