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Old 09-03-16, 06:45 PM   #1
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What do you call a fish with no eyes.
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Old 09-03-16, 07:46 PM   #2
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Re: Fish joke

ok, this would have been funny if I was nine...
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Old 09-03-16, 08:04 PM   #3
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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Old 09-03-16, 08:45 PM   #4
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
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Old 09-04-16, 01:09 AM   #5
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
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Old 09-04-16, 01:24 AM   #6
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea...
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea...
The old ones are the best
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Old 09-04-16, 01:38 AM   #8
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Re: Fish joke

Indeed! When I'm at a keyboard I'll post the Wonky Donkey joke in full. It's much much longer than you could possibly imagine!
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dumb ..dumber...dumbest!
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Ya think
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dumb ..dumber...dumbest!
Oh I have not even got started yet!
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Re: Fish joke

What do you call a deer with no eye's
No eye de'er
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Old 09-08-16, 09:26 AM   #13
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See above-already done!
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Old 09-09-16, 04:05 AM   #14
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Well he said it wrong. he said "What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea "

But that's not how it goes its supposed to be No eye deer, Or no ideer.
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