I am now 65 years old!

[sattva]

I'm 65 years old, and I have realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend who stole it from a friend of her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby mamma's Doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me... lol Enjoy the rest of your day! 😉😂👌 xx p.s copy and paste and don't forget to change your age!

[dave himself]

Thanks mate you made me laugh at the end of a long a hard night shift

[Ian of Oldham]

Funny and I have just got up a good start to the day, thaks


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[Albert Clark]

I knew there was a reason why I love California and enjoy the people from there. Thanks for the laughs, it means a lot .

[EL Ziggy]

LOL. I did ponder about the sterilization of the lethal injection needle and really did sing (in my head) the ABC and Twinkle Twinkle Little Start tunes.

[macandchz]

very funny, satt, and a good way to start the day! remember, you are only old when you stop asking those dumb questions!

[dannybgoode]

The one that gets me is why is the word extraordinary used to describe something slower special when really it sound describe something very dull?