Welp, I've been talking about it for long enough, haven't I?
I stumbled upon someone who had a litter of high-red Brazilian Rainbow Boas, and I ended up snagging a colorful female!
She has been eating and shedding just fine, and the breeder said she is calm and inquisitive when being handled.
Here is the breeder's pictures of her:
I paid for her today, and she will be shipped to me next week. I'm really excited to meet her

Now thinking of names....