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01-31-14, 08:01 AM
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Lipstick in School
Lipstick in School
According to a news report, a certain private school in th suburbs was recently faced with an unusual problem.
A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the toilet.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the ladies room and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it.
The silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers . . . And then there are educators.
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01-31-14, 08:16 AM
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Re: Lipstick in School
Lol, great start for a Friday! Funny Stuff!
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01-31-14, 08:28 AM
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Re: Lipstick in School
Haha, love it!
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01-31-14, 08:46 AM
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Re: Lipstick in School
That was awesome!
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01-31-14, 08:47 AM
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Re: Lipstick in School
Ha Ha Ha...awesome
TGIF !
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01-31-14, 09:58 AM
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Re: Lipstick in School
hahha! That's hilarious. 
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01-31-14, 02:29 PM
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Re: Lipstick in School
Hahaha this is great! Way to show them 
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01-31-14, 03:39 PM
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Re: Lipstick in School
Hahaha  i laughed out loud at this one!
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