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02-08-03, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Alabama
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Do you know why the United States is so windy?
Because Mexico BLOWS and Canada SUCKS!
See, I can put down my neighbor countries too   
(for all the sensitive types, that was a joke)
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02-08-03, 08:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Outside of Austin Texas
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::Stands up and applauses:: You tell 'em!
Xain
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02-08-03, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
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wat a coinadink my neighbours 3 year old son told me the same joke last week
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02-08-03, 08:31 PM
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Location: Alabama
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Wow, you really zinged me there, didn't you? C'mon, where is that Canadian wit?
Just keeping them simple so the "Northern Neighbors" can keep up.
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"To truly rescue an animal one has to provide long-term care that guarantees the animal's security for its natural life, because rescuing is more than removing an animal from a bad situation. Rescue involves restoring and preserving the animal's dignity for its natural life without stress, and this includes conserving the species as a whole for generations to come." (Brian Werner, founder TMLF / TCWR)
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02-08-03, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: Pittsburgh
Age: 37
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HEY IM FROM US. lol jk
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02-08-03, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Newmarket, ON
Age: 63
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^^ Say no more^^
Actually its not windy at all- it all that hot air.
Brian
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The Green Mile-Rodent Feeders
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last edited by asphyxia; 02-08-03 at 08:57 PM..
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02-08-03, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Manitoba
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BOOOOOO!!!!! 
ok, it was pretty funny
Here's one for you, right out of my own book of jokes...
Q: Why does the american flag have so many stripes?
A: Because americans are a bunch of whiny little pukes!
He he... just kidding, my mom is and american, so I could have just as easily been one too
God bless North America
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02-08-03, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Age: 41
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell 'color' wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
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02-08-03, 09:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Kamloops, British Columbia
Age: 38
Posts: 439
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Amen
-Brock
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02-08-03, 09:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Age: 36
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LOL.... I get it *thinks for a second* That's just wrong!
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Who are you callin' a freak?!
~*Rachel*~
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02-09-03, 01:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Alabama
Age: 51
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5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
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And this is something you are proud of???
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2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
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So, since you couldn't even come up with 10 good reasons, you need this one 3 times?? Interesting....
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6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
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Not quite true, legally anyways... However, I only have one thing to say about gun ownership....A man with a gun is a citizen, and man without a gun is a subject....Fear the gov't that fears it's people!! (ok, I guess that could count as two things)
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10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.
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This one is pretty much the same in both places.
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1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
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I have to admit, this one was sadly true!!!! At least I didn't vote for the *******!!
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10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
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We also think the sky is blue. Some things are just TRUE FACTS, even if you are color blind (I had to get the word "color" in there for you somewhere, now didn't I??)
ALL IN GOOD FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"To truly rescue an animal one has to provide long-term care that guarantees the animal's security for its natural life, because rescuing is more than removing an animal from a bad situation. Rescue involves restoring and preserving the animal's dignity for its natural life without stress, and this includes conserving the species as a whole for generations to come." (Brian Werner, founder TMLF / TCWR)
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02-09-03, 05:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: southern ontario
Age: 43
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i think you forgot "Only country to successfully invade US and burn its capital to the ground."Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground."Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground."......lol i like that one
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02-09-03, 05:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: southern ontario
Age: 43
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that reason is good enough to be written 10 times...lol its all jokes people no worries
Chio
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02-09-03, 05:51 AM
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Location: Toronto
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You guys are making my laugh my pants off...good arguements..im glad my fellow Canadians, and American friends can all take a joke. Canadians are well know for being very quiet ppl in the rest of the world...we have to be...how else will we continue to plot our invasion of the U.S. ....ah...who am i kidding..even on a good day theyre Salvation Army could kick our asses!!! I really dont have any jokes off the top of my head..but i do visit America quite alot, i have always enjoyed it, never had a bad time and am proud to display the Maple leaf on my backpack whenever i visit
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02-09-03, 05:53 AM
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Sorry everyone..the above post was writtin by me (Shane), i guess Jeff left his log in on my computer again
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