read the reviews!!!

[simpleyork]

go read the reviews for the SUGARLESS GUMMY BEARS on Amazon.com

Amazon.com: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag: Grocery & Gourmet Food

[ErikBush97]

That's random! Lol

[dbank999]

I almost died laughing at the first most helpful review, took everything in me to not disturb my office mates LOL

[Kera]

Oh my gosh that's hilarious!!

[Mellik's mamma]

so glad you shared this!! i read this a while ago, but omg. priceless!!!! did you read the one about the father, son and dog?!

[Hurrok]

Hahahaha well if I ever want a cleanse I'll know what to buy. Hilarious!!

[Chris72]

How can that be legal without a strong warning on the package? O.o

For those who don't click and read....summary:

Sugar free gummy bears sweetened with sugar alcohol. (Which causes book of revalations level gastrointestinal Armageddon) Funny when it didn't happen to us.....

The funny part is the buyers reviews.

I have a background in engineering so I found this one hilarious:
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This rocket fuel has low specific impulse
By Gregory Craff on August 6, 2013
Amazon Verified Purchase
I was looking for a low calorie 'grazing' snack when I originally bought this product. Tastes fine. After my first enjoyment, I experienced something less enjoyable. That might have been something else I ate that day, so some time later, full of wariness and scientific curiosity, I ate some just before leaving work.

1 hour, 30 minutes later, after retrieving the children from school, we arrive back at home.

During this time, the gummi bears, hereafter referred to as The Fuel, were being carefully processed in the fuel system of Space Ship Me. I can only assume that The Fuel is a highly advanced binary propellant because it is non-reactive and benign in storage and even during initial ingestion. But as with all binary propellants, when mixed with the complementary other half of the pairing, the results are highly energetic.

Turning my parental duties over the the capable hands of the Roku and widescreen TV, I proceeded upstairs apace, shedding unnecessary accoutrements as I could tell this cowboy was about to Go Rodeo.

Entering the Launch Facility (a.k.a. real estate agents refer to it as the 'master bath') I approached the Launch Pad itself, a fine furnishing manufactured by American Standard. As it was handy to the direct path of travel, and to further the cause of Science!, I stepped onto the bathroom scale and made note of my weight. I then configured the Launch Pad into the second receiving mode and positioned Space Ship Me atop the launch aperture.

All hatches closed!
Exhaust fans to full power!
Sitzfleisch sealed to Launch Pad support ring! (It's a German double entendre, look it up.)
Fuel flow starting, easing open sphincter, commence count down!
10!
9!
8!
Whoops, 1!Read more ›

[Mellik's mamma]

so funny!!

love the other comments about how we don't need the Russians' help getting to space, we just need these things, how hospitals should invest in these for enemas, and how we should use them as military weapons.

[Pirarucu]

LOL. Gifting these to someone...

[LadyWraith]

Wow, I just spent the last 30 minutes laughing myself to tears. One if the most hilarious things I've ever read.

[CVH]

I don't understand the problem. Here in Europe they are very popular.
We have even have dinner party's where we serve a fondue made out off them. The best is when you eat them warm.

Always good times.

[Mellik's mamma]

you're just trying to trick us....